08FebYou Silly Sausage

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Their fight against ´gobbledygook, jargon and misleading public information,´ has seen the Plain English Campaign (PLE) crusade against everything from ´deliberately vague parking signs´ to ´maddening instruction manuals,´ but has the organisation´s founder Chrissie Maher (OBE as anyone visiting the PLE site is generously reminded) and her team gone a step too far with their latest target, the humble sausage roll?

The perpetrator of this latest assault against the English language is the Co-op, the protagonist a slice of spiced pork wrapped in fluffy pastry, which the supermarket chain had been flogging to its customers under the banner: ´Ambient Sausage Roll.´

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04FebShort Shrift

Clare Short’s appearance at the Chilcot Inquiry was in barnstorming contrast to the dour and deflective testimonies so far. But her plaudits in the press have glossed over what amounts to a blatant attempt to rewrite her embarrassing history.

For those of us who rubbed our hands at the prospect of new revelations at the Chilcot Inquiry into the Iraq War, proceedings have been disappointing, pickings slim.

For those of us who rubbed our hands at the prospect of new revelations at the Chilcot Inquiry into the Iraq War, proceedings have been disappointing, pickings slim.

But following the well-rehearsed and deflective performances of key decision-makers involved in the run-up to the 2003 invasion, Clare Short burst onto the scene on Tuesday with an explosive appearance.

Claiming that she was “conned” by a “deceitful” Tony Blair into supporting the war, the former International Development Secretary proceeded to attack just about anyone and everyone who was around her at the time, including her former master, the cabinet, the Attorney General, the Chief of the Defence Staff and the US government.

The three-hour performance not only earned a round of applause from spectators sat in the public gallery, but praise from all corners of the press. The Sun called her ´a brave woman … brutally honest’, while the Guardian’s political sketch writer Simon Hoggart said that it was the ‘most entertaining evidence we’ve had yet’. His opposite number at the Daily Mail, Quentin Letts, enthused: ‘Finally someone’s giving it a bit of welly … boy her session was fun.’

But like many who preceded her at the inquiry, Short has reinterpreted and repackaged her role in the run-up to war, and the media and public’s judgment must not be clouded by their insatiable appetite to give those they hold responsible for the ensuing mess – namely Blair and his close associates – a black eye.

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28JanIsrael’s Foreign Ministry Reignite Turkey Row

A fortnight after Israel apologised for humiliating Turkey’s ambassador as
punishment for a controversial Turkish television programme, Israel’s Foreign
Ministry has produced a report that has shocked both the Turkish government and
the Israeli embassy in Ankara.

The leaked report describes the humiliation a success: ´Turkey recognises it
entered the red-line zone, reached the outer limits of the Israeli government’s
patience…losing Israel would damage Turkey’s international legitimacy.´


The Israeli embassy sent an angry message to Jerusalem saying the report was
´divorced from reality´ and that it had not been consulted. It added that
remarks made by Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, that the report
labelled anti-Semitic – ´Jews are good with money´ – were seen as just the
opposite by Turks.

It appears the plea of Turkey’s principle Jewish group, Musevi Cemaati, that the
initial row be ´settled in a diplomatic way, in line with rules of courtesy´ in
order to avoid inflaming anti-Semitism in the country, has fallen on deaf ears
within the Israeli government.

25DecMerry Christmas!

23DecWho’s That Singing Over There (Ko to tamo peva)

To celebrate Serbia´s application to join the EU and the granting of the right for its citizens to travel without visa to 25 European countries, here is one of the country´s cult classic films. Unfortunately the UK has not abolished the requirement for Serb nationals to apply for a visa to enter its borders, a cultural, political and moral mistake.

The film includes English subtitles

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23DecTiger Woods to be Deployed to Afghanistan

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The golfing world is in shock today after Tiger Woods announced that he is to be deployed to Afghanistan to help US forces combat the rising insurgency there. The news broke after the 33-year-old golfer held an impromptu press conference yesterday at a Dunkin Donuts outlet near his home in Isleworth, Florida.

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17NovCave Exploration

Krubera Cave, Georgia

Also know as the Voronya (crow) Cave – a nickname referring to the numbers of crows that nest in the entrance pit – this is the deepest (2191 metres) measured cave in the world. And a 56-member international expedition in 2007 concluded that there are still further depths to be explored.

Sarawak Chamber, Borneo, Malaysia

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17NovIsle of Wight Vs Helsinki

Isle of Wight

Combining a rich cultural history with miles of jaw-dropping scenery and wildlife, the Isle of White is a great place to visit during any season.

Where to Stay: For a touch of the surreal, stay at The Kasbah, a Moroccan themed bed and breakfast. Ask for a second floor room if you want to enjoy fabulous sea views. Double rooms start from £49.00 a night including breakfast.

How to get there: An off-peak return with South West Trains from London Waterloo to Portsmouth Harbour costs £32.10 and takes around two hours. From there take the Wightlink Fastcat ferry to Ryde Pier Head, £18.60 return.

Where to eat: Offering tasteful décor in a warm environment, the Pond Café is situated in the lovely village of Bonchurch. Order the slow roasted tomatoes (£3.50) to start followed by the fish and shellfish stew with roasted fennel (£15).

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16NovThanksgiving Dinner London

Ffiona´s

Run by the attentive and personable Ffiona, this cosy little restaurant off Kensington High Street exudes individuality. On 26th November, Ffiona will be offering a Thanksgiving menu (£38.00). Starters include vegetable soup, mozzarella and tomato, king prawns and duck pate, followed by roast turkey and trimmings, ending with a selection of desserts. Good practise for Christmas!

51 Kensington Church Street, London W8 (020 7937 4152)

Missouri Grill

Located in a former pub, this restaurant offers neutral, yet stylish interiors, enlivened by ample window space and decent lighting. Often a favourite with people hunting down a good steak, they will also be offering a Thanksgiving menu (£35.00). Choose the Waldorf salad to start, followed by roast turkey. There some great options for pudding, including pumpkin pie with crème fresh.
4 Crosswall St, London EC3N (020 7481 8422)

16NovImpressive Deserts

Wadi Rum, Jordan

The Wadi Rum desert in southwest Jordan is one of the world’s most arresting landscapes and holds an array of mountains, canyons and caves amid its stretches of golden sand. T.E Lawrence – or Lawrence of Arabia – famously operated against the Turks from there during the Arab Revolt of 1917-18.

Bledow Desert, Poland

The presence of a desert in Poland comes as a surprise to many and the Bledow Desert in the Silesian Highlands was formed centuries ago as forests were cleared to make way for silver and lead foundries. The Germans also used the area during the Second World War to train the Africa Korps before deployment to Africa.

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